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Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame

February 17, 2011

Now these here boys is too danged funny!!

Here are the lyrics to this song that’s fast becoming a classic…

[Verse 1]
Bobby taught us by example not to look down a roman candle when you light it. He lost his right eye but you know, he’s a better lookin’ guy without it.

[Verse 2]
And that jumbo bottle rocket Don lit in his pocket would have flew if it weren’t for his belt loop. We were listenin’ to Elvis when it shattered his pelvis but it was cool ’cause it blew right at the end of ‘Don’t Be Cruel’.

[Chorus 1]
This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes. What they lacked in discretion they made up in combustion. The ones who lit the fuse and wound up dead, injured or lame, we salute you, the fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame.

[Verse 3]
But the best has got to be Bill’s ingenuity with a man-sized rocket, duct-tape and a lawn chair. Well he did good I reckon, he rode a full eight seconds without spilling one drop of his beer.

[Chorus 2]
This song is for all our pyrotechnical heroes. Risking mutilation all for detonation. They ignited the firestorm now we fan the flame. And we salute you, the fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of Fame.

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